Updating the blog here to pull old entries from the pros/e/yes archives…in their original order. This project is simply a unification of my personal blog (with a LOT of NSFW entries) and my professional blog.
Happy Hump Day!!
With Turkey Day being a week from tomorrow, I’ve been in full-on prep mode. Today, in fact, I’m knocking out my grocery shopping, because I have a fuckton of preparations to get in order. Fortunately, preparations are spread out over the next week, so next Thursday should be very smooth and without any pressure, time-wise.
But you don’t wanna read about that this morning, I’m sure. Today IS Hump Day, after all…and the main reason I mention Thanksgiving is that, around this house, I typically have Xmas arrangements mostly in order…and that got me to thinking about you, gentle reader. On Wednesdays, I usually go to a local farm to buy fresh eggs…often 2-3 dozen at a time, depending on availability. Today, I don’t think I’m going to have time to get to the farm before the little store closes (gonna try, of course), but I definitely neeed at least three dozen eggs this week. And then I remembered…oh my goodness…Christmas! Eggs! Presents!
Now you know I’m a giver…and my aim is to share information…and what with the holidays coming and all, what better way could I possibly give -on a Hump Day, no less- than to offer up some gift ideas to add a bit of spice-of-life to your holidays?
The above-pictured eggs are not, of course, the eggs I’m buying today…I don’t think people would eat them. No, those are Tenga eggs…a lovely masturbatory toy for him (and for you, if you wanna get your hands all up in that). Of course, you can always get him a fleshlight ~
Now for her, there are all sorts of awesomesaucy toys available, including something like the Triple Treat…
These are just to give you a few starter ideas… There are plenty of other ideas, and amazingly, you can find tons of stuff on Amazon!
There are offerings for everyone ~ yes, in Amazon ~ straight, gay, bi, etc… and for various ways we sway ~ there are sites where every taste can be satisfied…from extremely tame to wet&wild.
DON’T FORGET THE (WATER-BASED) LUBES…AND CLEANING STUFFS!!
And since my thoughts are definitely on the holidays, I believe that EVERYONE should treat themselves and/or their partners to some schmexaytime fun!
Those of you who happen across today’s entry and who might be offended by the imagery? Get over yourself and go get laid!
Anyway, time for me to get back to my business of Thanksgiving preparations…
…after I attend a personal matter…